1. Shy and timid emotional 16yrs old. 

I can’t believe I tripped over my own feet again. I-I'm sorry for being such a klutz. Thank you for h-helping me, (TEARING UP) y-you're always so understanding.

2. Tough Fighter 20s. 

You think you’ll win?  I am not a victim of my circumstance; I am a warrior, forged by trials and tempered by adversity.  I’m not afraid..prepare to lose (FIGHTING EFFORTS)

3. Young Kid 4-5 yrs old adorable

It’s so fluffy (pronounced fwuffy) mommie, can we keep it? What? You don’t want me to get mad, do you? 

4. Video Game Mid 20s Tough deeper voice 

Hey player, nice to see you back. Just because I have this gun strapped to my leg doesn’t mean I can’t still kill you. You ready? Let’s play.

5. 10 year old mouse/kid

What do you think’s out there Milo? I heard the whole universe is connected by this one energetic string. Do you think they mean like a guitar string? Silly string? STRING CHEESE?! 

6. Mafia characters 30s

The problem with Mario is his candor. He’ll tell you to your face ‘it’s nothing personal, just business…We know that ain’t true. Such a sin. (spit)

7. Southern Accent - Texas Princess type (learning to drive)

Why do I need to parallel park daddy, everywhere I go has valet? (horn honk) (YELLS) Hey buddy! I'm doing my best! 

8. Scottish or English Accent - Pirates of the Caribbean character 

By the sweat of our brow and the courage in our hearts! Gentlemen, hoist the colors and watch them run! 

9. Jurassic Park - Tour guide (eaten by dino) 

So this is the Gentle Giants Petting Zoo. There are only the safest of Dinosaurs here so you can get up close and personal..see you can pet them right on the (CRUNCH) AHHH!

10. Very low voice - Toxic energy-Emo type

B-6? More like "B-Six-Pack" 'cause I've got six cans of soda right here, ready for action! (BURP) and a Pee-Can just in case! BINGO! Oh my stars this is my (BURP) Lucky day!

11. Very low voice - Toxic energy-Emo type

Toxic femininity, my friends, is like a tiara of unhappiness. It's the unrealistic expectations society places on women to be, well, just about everything that's not them. Tall, skinny, sexy...happy spending all their money on botox and fat sucking! It's enough!

12. High voice - Slight NY - Ditsy

(Excitedly to herself) Oh, my gosh, Audrey, you're going on a date! He's cute, isn't he? I mean, he's no Brad Pitt, but he's got that adorable, nerdy thing...(Giggles) Just like what's his name in that Netflix movie with that girl from Hunger Games.

13. 30-40s Evil Male or Female

They call me the temptation of the night, a symphony of secrets and desires. (Whispers) Are you ready to dance with the darkness? I know I am...let's waltz together. It will be fun. 123, 123 

14. Southern Accent - Choir director/hand bells 

Tommy, you play the bells from the inside out, that’s how I became the 12-time National champion. Now you try…no not that way! Here, I'll show you again for the 100th time! Now watch. 

15. Similar to Fairly Odd Parents - Overprotective Mom or Dad

Max, I'll be patrolling the room tonight as the "Safety Avenger." No monsters will dare enter! I have my flyswatter ready to rumble and will smack anything that gets near my little angel. Here's one now! 


16. Older/creepy character - Gender Neutral 

(Creepy laugh) Get ready kids, because your hormones are about to turn into your personal stand-up comedians, and trust me, they've got some questionable material! Like the time when I went to a strip club and then....oh yes this is PG13 show, I forgot!

17. Video Game Character - Something tough/mean

(Catching breath from fighting) Every day is a battle, and I'm running out of time. (Pauses, determined) I won't let anyone, or anything, break me. (YELLS) Let’s do this! Let's take down these Mother F'ers and send them back to where ever they came from. 


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